Sample Letter to IRS

According to Google, today is “National Chop Suey Day”.  Now, that’s a reason to buy fireworks.

Enjoy your Suey Day, and be safe ….. you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

Let Your Conscience be Your Guide:

Dear IRS:
I’m sending you this money because I cheated on my income tax and my conscience has been bothering me. If it doesn’t stop, I’ll send you the rest.​

First Day in Court:

The court was prosecuting a guy suspected of burglary. The judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.
“Mike Bent, deputy prosecutor.”
“Libby James, probation officer.”
“Sam Gordon, public defender.”
“Willie, I’m the one that stole the truck.”

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Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

Church Events
Chambers of Commerce
Corporate Events
Award Banquets
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Appreciation Banquets
Safety Banquets
Family Events
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PPS – Bonus Joke:

Bill was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Jack who was dying.
Bill asked, “If there’s baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?”
Jack nodded yes just as he passed away.
That night while Bill was sleeping, he heard Jack’s voice in a dream, “Bill…”
“Jack! What is it?” asked Bill.
“I have good news and bad news from heaven.”
“What’s the good news?” “There is baseball in heaven, but the bad news is you’re pitching on Tuesday.”

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