Just a friendly reminder. Only 90 days until Christmas. It’s time to apply for all those new credit cards before they get gone.

Be safe ….. you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS- Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the bottom.

Today’s Heavy Thought:

A bird in the hand is… better than a woodpecker on your head.


The teacher asked, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is…”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

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PPS – Bonus Joke:

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her students that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora“), because:

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (“el computador“), because:

  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to push the right buttons;
  2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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