Laughter Leads to Likin

Shopping Math:

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

Dating:

Two mice meet and start chatting. “Look,” says one after a while, “I’ve got a
new boyfriend!” and shows a picture on the mobile phone. “O-my-goodness,”
cries the other mouse, “that’s a bat!” “What?! He told me he was a pilot!”

Give the Gift of Laughter

PPS – Bonus Joke:

A guy and his dog wall into a bar. The guy tells the bartender that his dog can talk. The bartender says, “Prove it'”

“Okay boy. Tell me — how does sandpaper feel?” “Ruff!”

“What are you tryin’ to pull, mister? That ain’t talking! Any dog can bark!”

“Okay, okay,” says the man. “One more question, please? Okay buddy, tell me — who is the greatest ballplayer who ever lived?” “Ruth.”

The bartender beats the guy up and throws him onto the sidewalk outside of the bar; then he throws the dog out next to him.

The dog stands up and looks at the guy. “Geez. D’ya think I shoulda said,
DiMaggio?”


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