Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Please take a few minutes to check out my recent interview with Loyd Ford on The Stories of the Upstate podcast (#207). You can do this on iTunes, with the Stitcher app, or go directly to their website http://www.upstateisgreat.com. Or, just click the picture below.

I hope this week’s email will make you smile and you’ll forward it on to your friends, family, and loved ones. We need more smiles in this world. So, spread ’em.

Make someone laugh today,
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Phone Messages:

1)  Hi! The answering machine here is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

2)  Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need a time share deal and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their church and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they’ll get back to you.

3)  Hi. I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message and, if I don’t call you back, it’s you.


3 Pearls of Wisdom:

1)  Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
2)  No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3)  If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Your show is ‘the best’ and we are continuing to receive compliments on your
family-oriented entertainment. Your exceptional comedy is being repeated throughout the community.”
       Barbara Treadway, Executive Director
Elizabethton Chamber of Commerce



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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other… except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open it or ask her about it.

For all these years he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick, and the doctor said she would never recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed it was the time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it he found 2 beautifully crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling over $25,000. He asked her about the unusual contents. “When we were married,” she said, ” my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She told me that if I ever got angry or disappointed with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily.”

The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back the tears. Only 2 precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry or disappointed with him 2 times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with joy and happiness.

“Sweetheart,” he said… “that explains the doilies, but what about all this money? Where did it all come from?” Oh,” she said, ” that’s the money I made from selling the doilies.”


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