Adult Texting:

A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?”
Son texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”
The mom texts, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”

Change:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

What Clients Say:

“Our customers are still calling and telling me that they enjoyed both the
comedy and the magic. The president of our company also commended your performance. We will definitely recommend you to others.”
Phil Hudgins
DeWitt Fertilizer Company

Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

Associations
Businesses
Church Events
Chambers of Commerce
Theatres
Corporate Events
Award Banquets
Safety Banquets
Appreciation Banquets
Safety Banquets
Family Events
Senior Adult Events
Conventions
Resorts
Fundraisers
Sales Meetings
Conferences
Conferences
Trade Shows
Office Events

PPS – Bonus Joke:

A husband and wife were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to this point, where you
are not able to keep this marriage together?” The husband said, “In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.” The wife said, “Seven weeks.”

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