Posts Tagged ‘weather’

Laugh Your Way To Good Health

Thursday, January 11th, 2018

Thank goodness the temperatures have warmed up a little. My heat pump has run nonstop for days and its tongue is now hanging out. I did receive a “Thank You” card from my power company.

Please be careful …..  you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Home Alone:
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10-year-old little Johnny opens the door, holding a cup of coffee and smoking a cigar.

The salesman asked, “Young man is your mother home?”

Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What do you think?”


My Wife is so Negative:
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.


A Comment From Glenn’s Client
“Our Annual Chamber of Commerce Dinner was a huge success and a great deal of the credit goes to Glenn Strange. He gave our members the perfect show. He provided good clean fun, great audience participation, amazing magic, and great comedy. It was excellent.”
           Victor W. Cross, President
Phenix City-Russell County Chamber of Commerce


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PPS – Your Bonus:Four hunters were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer’s yard. The driver Earl, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer’s land.

The old farmer said, ‘Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? My old donkey standing over there is 20 years old and very sick. I don’t have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me, please?’

Earl replied, ‘Of course I will,’ and strolled back to the car. While walking back, however, Earl decided to play a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car, and when they asked if the farmer had said if it was alright, he said, ‘No, we can’t hunt here, but I’m going to teach that old fellow a lesson he won’t forget.’

With that, Earl rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and shot the donkey. As he shouted, ‘That’ll teach him,’ a second shot rang out from the passenger side, and one of his buddy yelled, ‘And me too, step on it Earl, I got the cow.’!”


 

Baby It’s Cold Outside

Thursday, January 4th, 2018

This is no joke. I actually heard this on the TV news yesterday. It’s so Cold that the zoo has brought their penguins inside. Maybe they need to add a doggie door.

Please be careful …. it’s cold …. you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.


Scientific Study:
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,872,746,252 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read the actual number.


Handling Sexual Harassment:
A male student at a management business school came up to a girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?” asked the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”


Healthcare Saving
Book Comedian Magician Glenn Strange for your next event and reduce your healthcare cost. It’s a scientific fact: Laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Make your next event the best one ever.


Don’t Miss “Three on a String”
When: Saturday, Jan 6, 2018
Where: Newberry Opera House
Time: 8:00 pm
Click Here For Tickets 
More Than Great Music
An event you will remember forever
Have fun laughing
And tell your friends about

PPS – Your Bonus:There was a father who called his five small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them.

He asked them “who is the most obedient?” Five sets of eyes looked up at him. Sensing that they didn’t understand the word he then asked, “ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?”

One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. “Okay, you win!” exclaimed the child.


 

Best Job In the World

Thursday, February 26th, 2015

The TV weather-person has to be the best job in the world. They never get fired for being wrong, they receive praises when they call it right, and their boss lets them play outside when it snows.

WEATHER ALART: It’s snowing in SC tonight. Please remember to keep fresh unfrozen water and food for your outside pets, the wild birds, and the TV weather people. They’re all outside and unable to care for themselves.

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