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Remember, You Can’t …

Thursday, May 9th, 2019

You can’t unsay a cruel thing. Thank about it.


Child Wisdom:

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”

The mother replied, “That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”

“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I
figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and listen.”


Doctors:

The young doctor marched back to the older doctor and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The old doctor smiled as he continued to write on his clipboard. “Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it?”


PPS – Bonus Joke:

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at two am. “What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.

“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol,’ replies the man.

“Are you pulling my leg or something?“ says the police officer, “who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?”

The man sighs, “my wife.”


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