Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

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Thursday, October 19th, 2017

Only 66 days until Christmas.​

DRIVING TIP:  If you’re having your car serviced and you leave your keys in the ignition for the mechanic to drive your car into the service bay, be sure to first let the driver’s window down before shutting the door. ​Some cars will automatically lock when the door is closed. Please, don’t ask me how I know.

Please be careful … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.


Nonsence = Wisdom:
1) I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second week, I have no idea.
2) I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
3) I don’t want to make anyone jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.


How Mathematicians Think:
One of the world’s brightest mathematicians was arrested by the police in an airport for smuggling a bomb in his hand luggage.

The math expert says, “You don’t understand! It’s to make the plane safe!!”

One of the police officers asked, “What do you mean by that!?”

The math genius replied, “You see, the chances that a bomb is aboard the plane are extremely small, so the chance of two bombs being on the plane would be practically impossible.”​​


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Thank you for traveling to Kansas. This made the 3rd time you’ve been in front of our crowd. No matter how often I see you, I’m always cracked up”
       George Painter
Painter Enterprise


If you’re in the Birmingham area, you should not miss this fun evening of laughter, great music, and magic. Three on a String – Home for Christmas: Laughing all the Way! With The Warblers! Something Else Trio! and myself. December 12, at the beautiful Lyric Fine Arts Theatre, in Birmingham, AL. Tickets available now at www.lyricbham.com
Don’t forget, “Three On a String” will also be at the beautiful “Newberry Opry House” in Newberry, SC, on January 6, 2018. Great music and hilarious comedy. Tickets to this event make great Christmas gifts for your special friends.  Tickets fit all sizes. Available now at ​ www.NewberryOperaHouse.com.

PPS – Your Bonus:This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s your story?”

The mutt looks up and says, “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. No one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, and I wanted to settle down.  So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.  Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.” The guy is amazed.

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He’s such a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”


 

As Seen On TV

Tuesday, October 17th, 2017

This past week I had the privilege of representing “The Stories of the Upstate”, on the “Your Carolina” TV show with Jack and Megan. If you missed it, click on the picture below.

I hope you enjoy and share this week’s funnies with someone that can use a little laughter in their life. (That’s pretty much everyone)

Please be careful. Summer’s coming, the roads may be slick, and there’s lighting in the air ……. you know how I worry.”

Make someone laugh today,
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Fire, Fire:

A man came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!”

“OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”

“Don’t you still have those big red trucks?”


Underqualified:

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.

Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal.

The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a delicate, soft passage. The music stopped.

The conductor, highly agitated, glared around the orchestra, demanding, “Who did that? Who did that?”


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Glenn did an outstanding job entertaining our members. His show was first class all the way. We would recommend Glenn to any establishment looking for a fun and mystifying evening.”
       J. McLain
Callawassie Island Club​

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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

Actual 1st Grader’s Answers
A first-grade teacher presented her class with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Keep in mind that these are actual answers from 6-year-olds.
1. Don’t change horses …
until they stop.
2. Strike while the …
bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before …
Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of …
termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but …
how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that …
looks dirty.
7. No news is …
impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a …
Mister.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new …
math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll …
stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust …
me.
12. The pen is mightier than the …
pigs.
13. An idle mind is …
the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s …
pollution.
15. Happy the bride who …
gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is …
not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s …
the Musketeers
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what …
you put on to go to bed.
19. Children should be seen and not …
spanked or grounded.
20. If at first, you don’t succeed …
get new batteries.


Share the Laughter

Thursday, October 12th, 2017

Only 19 days until Halloween, 42 days until Thanksgiving, and 74 days until Christmas.​

SAFETY DRIVING TIP: When approaching intersections where oncoming cars are stopped for you, DO NOT make eye contact with the driver. Watch the front of their car to see if it starts to move, but don’t look at the driver. For some reason, they will assume it’s okay to pull out in front of you.  I know, trust me.  Please be careful ….. you know how I do worry. ​​​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.


Nonsence = Wisdom:
1) A schoolteacher is a person who used to think they liked children.
2) It’s not the people who are in prison that worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.
3) It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.


Airline Rules:
A lady called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

“Sure,” said the airline employee, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The lady was perplexed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”​​


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“What a great show!  Everyone at Parnell-Martin is still talking about your incredible performance. You mystified and entertained us and kept us laughing too hard.”
S. Cash
The Parnell-Martin Companies LLC​


If you’re in the Birmingham area, you should not miss this fun evening of laughter, great music, and magic. Three on a String – Home for Christmas: Laughing all the Way! With The Warblers! Something Else Trio! and myself. December 12, at the beautiful Lyric Fine Arts Theatre, in Birmingham, AL. Tickets available now at www.lyricbham.com

Don’t forget, “Three On a String” will also be at the beautiful “Newberry Opry House” in Newberry, SC, on January 6, 2018. Great music and hilarious comedy. Tickets to this event make great Christmas gifts for your special friends.  Tickets fit all sizes. Available now at ​ www.NewberryOperaHouse.com.


PPS – Your Bonus:Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. “I think so, too,” said Mabel. “Let’s go!”

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy field. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed.

Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. “I guess we can go home now, Mabel,” she said. “This is where we came in.”


Tornado Safety Tip

Tuesday, October 10th, 2017

“Humor is music to the soul, and you don’t have to carry a tune– just sing along!” – John Richardson
Please share this week’s funnies with someone you care about. (It’s free, and it feels good)

Safety Tip: It’s tornado season, and not everyone has a basement. Have you ever noticed when the news shows the devastation of a tornado that the only thing left standing and unharmed is a lone toilet? I don’t have a basement nor do I live near a train track. So, if I hear the sound of a train, that’s where I’m headed.  Please be careful ……. you know how I worry.”

Make someone laugh today,​
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Dads:

Martin arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punctual, so she asked him if anything was wrong.
Martin replied no that he had been going fishing, but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.
Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?
Martin replied, ‘Yes he did. Dad said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us’.

3 Ponders to Ponder:

1) Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
2) All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3) Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“To say people have talked about you since the convention is an understatement. Your act was refreshingly original and one of the funniest we have had ever seen. You will long be remembered as one of top best performers to have graced Upstate Magic Fest.”
      J. Batten
New York Upstate 
Magic Fest



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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally, she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.”
“Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me, too?” “Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”


Fruitcake Kills

Thursday, October 5th, 2017

Hello <<First Name>>,

Only 80 more days until Christmas. Time to order that fruit cake and start making your plans.

SAFETY TIP: No one has ever choked from eating fruitcake, but people have broken teeth.
Please be careful ….. you know how I do worry. ​​​​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.


Health Tip:
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place.


Politics, Dogs, and Games:
1) I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
2) A sign In a Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.”
3) No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team’s winning.​”


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Without your help, the summer activities would not have been the same. It has been a long-standing tradition here at Kiawah to provide our guest with the utmost guest satisfaction, and we truly appreciate you continuing to promote this high standard of excellence.”
    Kari Bowman
Kiawah Island Golf Resort​



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PPS – Your Bonus:Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.

The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. Ever.

The next day, Johnny shows up two hours late. Johnny says, “I was two hours early today, so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. I caught a 17-pound bass and had to take it home. If I didn’t clean it and freeze it, my mom would’ve been angry. That’s why I’m so late”.

The teacher promptly takes him to the principal’s office and explains the story to the principal. The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day.  He says, “I was walking to school through the park on the trail today when I heard something behind me. I turned around and was shocked to see a giant grizzly bear behind me. He was 22 feet tall and had 7-inch fangs. He was going to eat me, Johnny! Just then a little dog ran out from the bushes, jumped up and attacked the bear. The small dog killed the bear and then ate the whole bear right there in front of me. What do you think of that, Johnny?”

Johnny replies, “Oh yeah, that’s my dog Sparky. That’s his third bear this week.”


 

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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2017

Enjoy this week’s funnies and remember to be safe traveling. Especially, in the highway construction areas.

You know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Musical Jokes:

Q: What’s the range of an accordion?
A: About twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm!.”Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it’s electrified.”I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I’ve been arrested three times for practicing.” – Steven Wright

Ask An Expert:

A man went to the Police Station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Glenn Strange did an excellent job for the Employees’ Service Banquet. We will be glad to recommend his performance for any group needing good, clean entertainment.”
       Wade Bowman, Manager
Coats American


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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

A guy driving an old Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a brand new Rolls-Royce.

He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. Did you get a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got a phone in my Yugo!”

The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, “Yes, I have a phone.”

The driver of the Yugo said, “Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I’ve got one in the back seat of my Yugo!”

The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”

The driver of the Yugo said, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!”

The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, “Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”

The driver of the Yugo said, “Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!”

The driver of the Rolls upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce.

The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night.

It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn’t any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out.

“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!?!”


Laughs for a Week

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

Only 94 days until Christmas. It’s time to plan your Christman event NOW! Don’t wait until everyone’s December calendar fills up.

NOTE: Because people are so busy during December, some groups plan their Christmas Party for January. More people are able to attend, they’re less stressed, and they have a better time.

Please be careful in that Christmas shopping traffic …..  you know how I worry.​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Wisdom Bits:
1) A bad day at Disneyworld is still better than a good day at work.
2) Be Nice To Your Kids; They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.
3) Since the invention of the internet, an encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.


Chop-Chop:
A man from New York City was having lunch at a Chinese restaurant located in Jackson, Mississippi. He noticed that all the tables were set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.”

“But,” the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.”

“True,” the waiter replied, “but we’d have to hire three more people to keep the floors clean.”​


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Our Annual Quarter Century Banquet was a huge success, due to your outstanding performance. Thank you for making our banquet one that we shall not soon forget.​”
       Alfreada Walker
Mount Vernon Mills, Inc.

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Your Event a Success?
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TOGETHER”

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PPS – Your Bonus:A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ‘Perfect timing. You’re just like Fred.’

Passenger: ‘Who?’

Cabbie: ‘Fred Freeman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Fred Freeman every single time.’

Passenger: ‘There are always a few clouds over everybody.’

Cabbie: ‘Not Fred Freeman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.’

Passenger: ‘Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: ‘There’s more… He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Fred Freeman, he could do everything right.’

Passenger: ‘Wow, some guy then.’

Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Fred, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she were in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Fred Freeman.’

Passenger: ‘An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?’

Cabbie: ‘Well, I never actually met Fred, he died.

I married his widow’.

In Case of Fire

Thursday, September 7th, 2017

Please, remember to share laughter with the people you care about each and every day.

Safety Reminder: In case of fire. Exit the building before posting it on Facebook. Please be careful …..  you know how I worry. ​​​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Wisdom Bits:
1) If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
2) A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.
3) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Fishing:
“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an older man fishing in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The older man replied, “You’re the eighth.”​


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“I have received multiple calls and texts from our group stating this was the best party ever. That is thanks to you …..”
       Shelley Sanoulis
Spectra Colorants, Inc

 

 



25 or 2500 People
What’s the Key to Making
Your Event a Success?
“EVERYONE LAUGHING
TOGETHER”

Call 864-439-1369
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PPS – Your Bonus:While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard.

“Sand,” said the cyclist.

“Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard.

The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border.

Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.

A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say, friend, you sure had us crazy,” said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smuggling?” “Bicycles!” ​


Almost Weekly Funnies

Thursday, August 10th, 2017

This week, I’m in Pigeon Forge, TN, taking part in a family entertainers conference. I’m honored to be a part of this conference where performers from all parts of the world gather for a full week to share, learn, and improve.

Today, August 10, is “National Lazy Day”. I’m not really sure how one celebrates a day set aside to honor laziness. I guess you just remain stagnant for 24 hours. I’ll call my brother-in-law and ask him. He’s an expert.

SAFETY WARNING: According to a report from “Public Health England”, inactivity and laziness kills as many people as smoking does. Next thing you know, our government will require “Warning Labels” on couches. Please be careful …..  you know how I worry. ​​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Bits of Wisdom:
1)  Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
2)  Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
3)  Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press “Ctrl Alt Delete” and start all over?


A Sense of Humor:
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.

When the boss noticed that he wasn’t getting a reaction from Mike, the boss ask, “What’s the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?”

“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh. I’m quitting tomorrow.”​



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Quote from Glenn’s Client
“I have received many, many favorable comments about Glenn’s unique blend of magic and humor. I will gladly provide recommendations to those considering Glenn’s show for meetings and other company functions.”
   K McDowell
Barnett​ Company


Farmer Says:
A farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have built-in weather predictions.”

“What do you mean by that?” asked one curious visitor.

“When the cows are standing,” the farmer explained, “it means no rain is likely for the next twenty-four hours. When they’re lying down, it means it’s going to rain.”

“On our bus trip,” another visitor piped in, “I saw half the herd standing and the other half lying down. What does that mean?”

The farmer answered, “That means half of them are wrong.”

A Time To Laugh

Thursday, August 3rd, 2017

August 3, is “National Watermelon Day”. So, take a watermelon to lunch.

SAFETY WARNING: Watermelons are 91.5% water. So, if you’re planning to travel across a desert, you should take watermelons with you. Remember, they’re hard to carry because they don’t have handles. …..  you know how I worry.


Bits of Wisdom:
1)  My idea of a balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
2)  Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
3)  The way some people find fault, you’d think there was some kind of reward.


First Date:
After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone, so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

Just has he had planned his phone rang at 8:15. He told his date, “Please forgive me; I must take this call.” When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

“Thank heavens,” his date replied. “Mine was scheduled to die at 8:35.”​​


Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Thanks a million-jillion-gazillion times for the superb performance ….!!!
We have never gotten that kind of positive response from our student body… EVER!!! You certainly were the
right man, with the right cause, at the right time… for all the right reasons!!!”
      M. Walker
Department of Juvenile Justice​


PPS – Your Bonus:

Bank Business
The loans officer says the bank will need security for a $10,000 loan, so the man hands over the keys and documents of his new Rolls Royce, parked the nearby bank’s parking lot. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground secure garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns and repays the $10,000, plus interest, which is $25.08. The loans officer says: “We are delighted to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. You have a good-sized, harbourside mansion, a sizeable equity portfolio and no debt at all. We are curious as to why you would bother to borrow $5000?”

The man replied: “Where else in New York City, can I park my car safely for two weeks for $25?”


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