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Only 307 Days Until …

Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Only 307 days until Christmas. Order your fruitcake now.


BE careful … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange


It’s Your Choice:

My wife and I have reached a decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does please, send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.


Big News:

A young wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great
news. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three living in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was
glowing with happiness as kissed and held his wife closely.
She said, “I’m glad that you feel this way; my mother will be here tomorrow.”


PPS – Bonus Joke:

Stevie had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time.

Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind Stevie.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says Stevie.

“Nope,” dad replied, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you did to me for all those years.”


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