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The Art of Swatting Flies

Thursday, January 10th, 2019

Only 349 Days until Christmas.

BE careful … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS- Don’t miss this week’s Bonus Joke, at the bottom.


Swatting Flies:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, 3 were on the TV control, and 2 were on the phone.”


Psychic Power:

A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog becomes excited, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”​


Glenn’s Client Said:

“Glenn’s message gave the audience an opportunity to let all of their daily thoughts and routines go to the back of their minds and enjoy a great evening of laughter. To leave the group with such a moving life lesson made the comedy and magic even better.”
C. L. Laxton
Wyoming County EDA


This E-mail’s Purpose is:

Laughter is a gift that should be shared. So, brighten someone’s day and forward this email to them.

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PPS – Bonus Joke:

A senior citizen drives his brand new BMW out the car salesroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 90, enjoying the wind blowing through. Amazing he thought as he flew down the road, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue light flashing, siren blaring.

”I can get away from him – no problem! ” He floored it to130, then 140 …then 150 … Suddenly, he thought, ”What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver’s side of the BMW looked at his watch and said, ”Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes, Today is Friday, and I’m taking off for the weekend, If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding, I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, ” Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”

”Have a good day, Sir….!!

Can You Believe it?

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

Can you believe it? It’s already March 1st. Seems like yesterday was just February.

Make someone laugh today.  Forward this week’s email funnies to a friend.

Please be careful … you know how I worry.
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


What They Say:
They say you can’t get a decent job without an education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!


Anagrams:
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT


How Important is Laughter?
Are you looking for a theme for your next conference or convention? Why not make it “Investing in Humor”?  Everyone needs to laugh more, and everyone feels better when they do.  Hugh benefits for everyone!


Make Your Next Event Fun
Pick up the phone and

Let’s Start Planning

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PPS – Your Bonus:Leo, an auto mechanic, had moved from New York City to work for a Houston, TX, Mercedes dealership.   He was removing the cylinder heads from the engine of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Joseph Lamelas. He was standing quietly off to the side, waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car. Leo shouted across the garage, “Hey Lamelas! Is dat you? “Come on ova’ here a minute.”

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Leo was working. Leo straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when you an’ me is doing da same work?”

Dr. Lamelas looked at Leo and replied, “Yes, but can you do it with the engine running?”

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