Tornado Safety Tip

“Humor is music to the soul, and you don’t have to carry a tune– just sing along!” – John Richardson
Please share this week’s funnies with someone you care about. (It’s free, and it feels good)

Safety Tip: It’s tornado season, and not everyone has a basement. Have you ever noticed when the news shows the devastation of a tornado that the only thing left standing and unharmed is a lone toilet? I don’t have a basement nor do I live near a train track. So, if I hear the sound of a train, that’s where I’m headed.  Please be careful ……. you know how I worry.”

Make someone laugh today,​
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Dads:

Martin arrived at Sunday school late. Miss Walter, his teacher, knew that Martin was usually very punctual, so she asked him if anything was wrong.
Martin replied no that he had been going fishing, but his dad told him that he needed to go to church.
Miss Walter was very impressed and asked the lad if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?
Martin replied, ‘Yes he did. Dad said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us’.

3 Ponders to Ponder:

1) Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
2) All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3) Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“To say people have talked about you since the convention is an understatement. Your act was refreshingly original and one of the funniest we have had ever seen. You will long be remembered as one of top best performers to have graced Upstate Magic Fest.”
      J. Batten
New York Upstate 
Magic Fest



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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally, she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.”
“Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me, too?” “Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”


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