The Million Dollar Question

The teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars.
The next day Alex handed in a blank sheet of paper.
“Alex!” yelled the teacher, “you’ve done nothing. Why?”
“Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do!”

Be careful, if you hear something that sounds like a tornado, it might be a train. Either one can hurt you …. you know how I worry,

Have a happy day,​
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.

Questions to Ponder:
1) Is the ‘S’ or ‘C’ silent in the word ‘scent’?
2) If a tomato is a fruit, why isn’t ketchup a smoothie?
3) Why Isn’t 11 pronounced onety-one?

The Farmer Said

A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle but was meeting with considerable resistance.
“Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer.
“Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.”
“Humph!” ressponded the farmer. “Not near as silly as I’d look trying to milk a bicycle!”

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Your stage presence and rapport with the audience was superb. During your medicine eating routine, one person had to leave to go to the bathroom because he couldn’t handle any more laughter.”
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American Equipment Co., Inc.​

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PPS – Your Bonus Funny:
An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
The banker pulled out the loan application.
“What are you going to do with the money?” he asks the Indian.
“Buy Silver, make jewelry, and sell it,” was the response.
“What have you got for collateral?”
“Don’t understand collateral,” replied the Indian
“Well, that’s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.
“Have you got any vehicles?”
“Yes.  1978 Ford pickup,” replied the Indian
The banker shook his head, “How about livestock?”
“Yes, I have a horse,” replied the Indian
“How old is it?” the banker asks.
“Don’t know, has no teeth,” replies the Indian
Finally, the banker decided to make the $500 loan.
Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank.
He pulled out a roll of bills, “Here to pay.” he said.
He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.
“What are you going to do with the rest of that money?” the banker asks.
“Keep at home.”, replied the Indian
“Why don’t you deposit it in my bank,” the banker asked.
“Don’t understand deposit,” replied the Indian
“You put the money in our bank, and we take care of it for you.
Whenever you want to use it, you can withdraw it.”
The old Indian leaned across the desk and asked the banker…
“What you got for collateral?”​

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