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July 6, is National Fried Chicken Day. A special “Thank You” to Scottish immigrants that introduced Southern America to this tradition. Some people are dog people, and some are cat people, but my favorite pet is fried chicken.

Speaking of pets: Today’s Pet Safety Tip:  Don’t let your dog ride in an open truck bed. Put your brother-in-law back there and let your dog ride up front with you ….. you know how I worry.

Then and Now:
In the 1950’s, a father would come home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: “Jimmy’s at baseball, Cindy’s at gymnastics, and I’m working late. Pizza in the fridge.”

Pearls of Wisdom:
1) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2) Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.​
3) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.​

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I Read It In A Book

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House”. Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the ‘Law.’ You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and you will do as I want! Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess unless I decide to have you cremated.”

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