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July 13, is National French Fry Day.
“The reason I eat french fries is so, I’ll have somewhere to put my Ketchup.” – Glenn Strange

SAFETY WARNING: Texting while driving can lead to misspelled words ….. Please be careful, you know how I worry.

Bits of Wisdom:
1)  My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
2)  Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
3)  Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Game Time:
A college football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is 2 plus 2?”

The player thought for a moment, and then he answered, “4?”

“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”​

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Thank you so much for your great and very funny performance. We rotate the annual meeting around to all 13 southern states, and the comments from many participants indicated this was the ’best show in years’ I know I enjoyed it more than any of the entertainment programs I’ve attended.”
       W. Lazenby
Georgia Forestry Commission

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Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn’t even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, “Whoa! What are we going to do?”

The other ant said, “I don’t know about you, but I’m going to get on the ball.”

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