Laughs for a Week

Only 94 days until Christmas. It’s time to plan your Christman event NOW! Don’t wait until everyone’s December calendar fills up.

NOTE: Because people are so busy during December, some groups plan their Christmas Party for January. More people are able to attend, they’re less stressed, and they have a better time.

Please be careful in that Christmas shopping traffic …..  you know how I worry.​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.

Wisdom Bits:
1) A bad day at Disneyworld is still better than a good day at work.
2) Be Nice To Your Kids; They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.
3) Since the invention of the internet, an encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

A man from New York City was having lunch at a Chinese restaurant located in Jackson, Mississippi. He noticed that all the tables were set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.”

“But,” the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.”

“True,” the waiter replied, “but we’d have to hire three more people to keep the floors clean.”​

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Our Annual Quarter Century Banquet was a huge success, due to your outstanding performance. Thank you for making our banquet one that we shall not soon forget.​”
       Alfreada Walker
Mount Vernon Mills, Inc.


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PPS – Your Bonus:A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ‘Perfect timing. You’re just like Fred.’

Passenger: ‘Who?’

Cabbie: ‘Fred Freeman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Fred Freeman every single time.’

Passenger: ‘There are always a few clouds over everybody.’

Cabbie: ‘Not Fred Freeman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.’

Passenger: ‘Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: ‘There’s more… He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Fred Freeman, he could do everything right.’

Passenger: ‘Wow, some guy then.’

Cabbie: ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Fred, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she were in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Fred Freeman.’

Passenger: ‘An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?’

Cabbie: ‘Well, I never actually met Fred, he died.

I married his widow’.

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