Glenn Strange Funnies #3

When I first read that July 20, is “National Moon Day”, I was confused if the word “Moon” was used as a noun or a verb. Thank goodness it’s used as a noun.

July 20, commemorates the day Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin first walked on the moon in 1969. Poor old Michael Collins had to remain alone on the bus and keep the motor running until Armstrong and Aldrin returned. Talk about a bummer, that’s like taking your girlfriend home to meet your parents and your brother winds up taking on a date that next weekend. But, I’m over that now.

SAFETY WARNING: When you’re at a wedding, and people throw rice, keep your mouth closed. My friend choked on his wedding day. ….. Please be careful; you know how I worry.

Magnetic Resonance Imaging:
A man came into the clinic to have an MRI. He was put into the machine by a very young female technician. Sometime later, when the examination was over, he was helped out of the machine by a far older woman.

The man remarked, “How long was I in there?”

Game Time:
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut; then we’ll talk about the car.” The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about  six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve  observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed  you haven’t had your hair cut.” The boy said,  “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

To which his dad responded, ”Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”​

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