Clean Comedy that’s Not Silly

This week’s BONUS funny is one of my all-time favorites.

SAFETY DRIVING TIP: Wearing sunglasses when driving in the rain may improve your ability to see (polarised glasses work best).  Give it a try.  Please be careful ….. you know how I do worry. ​​​

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.

Nonsence Wisdom:
1) There are three ways to make money. You can inherit it. You can marry it. You can steal it.
2) When tempted to fight fire with fire, keep in mind that the Fire Department usually uses water.
3) Ever notice that the people who arrive late are often much jollier than the people who have been waiting on them?

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Quote from Glenn’s Client
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    Scott Ledford
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PPS – Your Bonus:Thank you to subscriber G. Venson, for this weeks bonus funny. 

A sweet grandmother telephoned Tampa General Hospital. She asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone that can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, “I’ll be happy to help you. What’s the patient’s name and room number?”

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, “Arlene, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”  After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Arlene is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Scott, has scheduled her to be discharged on Wednesday.”

The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful!  I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”

The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Arlene your daughter?”

The grandmother said, “No, I’m Arlene in 302. No one tells me anything.”


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