You Can Detect Mental Disorders

Detecting Mental Disorders :
“Would you mind telling me, doctor,” Benny asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.”
“What sort of question?”

“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook made three voyages around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’

Benny thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example, would you? I must confess, I don’t know much about history.”


School’s Starting Soon:
Little Billy’s 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet.
“Billy,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?”
Billy says, “Yeah!”


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Your act was refreshingly original and one of the funniest we have had ever seen. You will long be remembered as one of the top best performers to have graced Upstate Magic Fest.”
      James Batten
New York Upstate
Magi Fest


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PPS – Your Bonus:
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry.

“Oh, no laundry,” the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog.”

“But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog. It’s very powerful, and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.”

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy.
The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

“Oh, he died,” the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.”

“Well,” the boy replied, “I don’t think it was the detergent that killed him.”

“Oh, what was it then?”

“I think it was the spin cycle.”


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