Years ago I wisely invested in …

“Years ago I wisely invested heavily in ‘Forever Stamps’. Today every time I mail something, I make money.” – Glenn Strange

Be careful traveling on your vacation. Call me when you get there …. you know how I worry.
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


The Difference Between:
Optimist:  The glass is half full.
Pessimist:  The glass is half empty.
Mother:  Why didn’t you use a coaster?


It Hurts:
The dentist says to his patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc.

Dentist: We had an emergency this morning, and it’s put me way behind. There are three people in the waiting room, and I have a 4:00 o’clock tee time!


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Glenn’s program was clean, funny and intelligent.  Totally appropriate to our crowd and the occasion and believe it or not, that was one of the comments I heard the most. He has set the bar high.”
    Sandy Servin
Exopack Holding Corp. 


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PPS – Your Bonus:
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. He usually had Monday’s off, but because of weekly rains, he had not been able to play golf for over a month.

On one Sunday, it turned out to be a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, the temperature was just right, and there was very little wind. They were calling for rain the next day. The preacher wasn’t sure what to do….play golf or give the Sunday service. The urge to play golf overcame him, and he called in his assistant pastor to take care of the Sunday service for him. The preacher packed up his car and drove 3 hours to a course where no one would recognize him.

An angel above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. The angel went to God and said, “look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing.” God nodded in agreement.

All alone but enjoying it immensely, the preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball and hit a perfect drive. The ball ripped through the still air straight as an arrow, and 400 yards later it landed the green where it gently rolled into the cup. A picture-perfect hole in one!

The preacher was amazed and excited. The angel was in shock. The angel turned to God and said, ” I thought that you were going to punish him?”

God smiled and said, “I did….who’s he going to tell?”


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