Wishing You a Merry Christmas

To all my Christian friends, I wish you a “Merry Christmas”. To all my Jewish friends, “Happy Hanukkah”. To all my Atheist friends, “Best of Luck!

BE careful  … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange


Lost and Found:
A lady lost her handbag when she was Christmas shopping. It was found and returned to her by an honest little boy named Johnny. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1.00 bills.”

Johnny quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. Last time I found a lady’s purse, she claimed she didn’t have any change for a reward.”


Holiday Stamps:
A guy goes into the post office and asks the clerk for some new holiday stamps.

The clerk behind the counter asks, “Which denomination?”

The guy thinks for a minute, then says, “Give me 5 Protestant, 7 Jewish, and 2  Hindu.”


Wee Christmas Jokes:
1) Thanks to credit cards, Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year.

2)  “Mama, Mama, can I have a dog for Christmas?” “No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”

3)  The grandmother asked her grandson if he had seen Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Lil’ Jimmy said, “No, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toe on the sofa.”

4) Did you hear about the guy who played golf on Christmas and accidentally hit a bird? He got a partridge on a par three


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PPS – Bonus Joke:
It was the day after Christmas, and the pastor of a church was looking over the front lawn naivety when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing.

As he was walking back into the church he saw a little boy with a red wagon and in the wagon was the figure of the infant of Jesus.

So he walked over to the little boy and asked, “Well, young man, where’d you pick up your passenger?

The little boy replied, “I got him from the church.”

“And why did you take Him?”

The little boy replied, “Well about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus, and I told Him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it.”


 

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