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Watching My Dog

Being stuck at home, I watched my dog as he chased his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching my dog chase his tail.


Remember to look both ways before you cross …. you know how I worry, Glenn

No Place Like Home:

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home.
I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.

A Talking Grasshopper:

This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, I have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “You have a drink called Irving?”

PPS – Bonus Joke:

Two Democratic senators boarded a flight out of DC. One sat in the window seat; the other sat in the middle seat. A Republican senator got on before takeoff and took the aisle seat next to the two Democratic senators.


The Republican senator kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the Democratic senator in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.”


“No problem,” said the Republican senator, “I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, one Democratic senator picked up the Republican senator’s shoe and put a thumbtack in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Democratic senator said, “That looks good; I think I’ll have one too.”


Again, the Republican senator obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone, the other Democratic senator picked up the other shoe and put a tack in it. The Republican senator returned, and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.


As the plane was landing, the Republican senator slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.


“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This fighting between our parties? This hatred? This animosity? This putting tacks in shoes and spitting in drinks?”

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