Took My Dog To The Movie

Wrong Answer:
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”


Conversation:
Employee: “Sir, what is the secret of your success?”
Manager: “Two words.”

Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?”
Manager: “Right decisions.”

Employee: “And how do you make right decisions?”
Manager: “One word.”

Employee: “And, What is that?”
Manager: “Experience.”

Employee: “And how do you get Experience?”
Manager: “Two words.”

Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?”
Manager: “Wrong decisions.”


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PPS – Your Bonus:
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie.

It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, dropping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits.

After the movie, the man approaches the dog’s owner, “Wow, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I’m amazed!”

“Yes, I can’t believe it myself,” came the reply. “He hated the book.”​


 

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