The Perfect Christmas Tree

Fatherly Advice:
A father could tell his son was not his usual self and he seemed to be mentally struggling. So, he asked him if there was something that he could help him with. The son explained that his girlfriend, Julie was turning nineteen and he couldn’t decide whether to give her a dozen red roses or nineteen — one for each year of her life.

The father said, “She may be your nineteen-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your fifty-year-old wife.”


Scuba Diving:
While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, “Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?

To which the diver replied, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”


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PPS – Bonus Joke:
One Christmas, a mother decided she was no longer going to remind her kids to send thank you notes. Consequently, the kids’ grandmother never received any thanks for the Christmas checks she sent to the kids.

The very next Christmas, all the kids stopped by in person to thank their grandmother for their checks.

When asked by a friend what caused this change in behavior, the grandmother replied, “Simple. This year I didn’t sign the checks.”


 

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