Take the rest of the week off …

Hello,

After you read this week’s funnies and forward this email to your friends, you may take the rest of the week off … with pay. If anyone complains, have them call me, and I’ll take care of it.

Have a great long weekend. Please be careful … you know how I worry.
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Ask the Dentist:
Patient:  Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist:  Wear a brown tie!


Golf:

The golfer called one of the caddies over and said, “I want a caddie who is honest, dependable, and respectful. What is 3, plus 4, plus 5 add up to?”
“10 sir,” said the caddie.
“Good, you’ll do perfectly.”


Glenn’s Client Says:

“Our Annual Quarter Century Banquet was a huge success, due to your outstanding performance. Thank you for making our banquet one that we shall not soon forget. I hope we will be able to work together again.”
          Alfreada Walker
Mount Vernon Mills, Inc.


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PPS – Your Bonus:
Little Noah was sent back to bed for the seventh time that evening, and his mommy is not amused.

She says, “Noah, if I hear one more time ‘Mommy, I want this, mommy, I want that,’ you will be in big trouble! I don’t want to hear the word mommy again tonight. Now off to bed you go!”

Noah climbs the long stairs to his room, crawls up into his bed, and then there’s a short pause …… “Mrs. Lambden, May I have a glass of water please.”


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