Someone Told Me That …

“Someone told me that Hawaii is farther south than Florida. That may be true, but I can drive to Florida.” – Glenn Strange

Be careful driving on your vacation …. you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Teaching Johnny:
Little Johnny was making faces at school. The teacher catches him at it and says, “You know when I was little and made faces, my dad told me a secret. And that is that when you keep making faces, your face finally can’t go back and you end up really ugly.”

Little Johnny quiets and says, “Well, at least you were warned…”


The Farmer Says:
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Glenn Strange was awesome. So talented and hilarious … he hit everything just right … we loved it! We thank him for sharing his gift and for creating laughter!!”
      Catherine Sullivan
      Clemson Sports Medicine & Rehabilitation


Your Bonus:
First Grader’s Answers

A first-grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  While reading, keep in mind that these are just 6-year-olds.

1. Don’t change horses
….. until they stop.
2. Strike while the
….. bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before
…. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of
….. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but.
…. how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that
…. looks dirty.
7. No news is
….. impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a
….. Mister.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new
…. math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll
… stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust
…. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the
…. pigs.
13. An idle mind is
…. the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s
….. pollution.
15. Happy the bride who
…..gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is
…… not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s
….. the Musketeers
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what
…. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
….. you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as
…. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not
….. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first, you don’t succeed
…… get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you
…. see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind
…… get out of the way.
25. Better late than
….. pregnant.

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