Our children will never hear:

“Our children will never hear: Call collect and ask for yourself. That way, we’ll know you got there safely.” – Glenn Strange

…. you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Dr. Phil:
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee, and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“​


What People Said In Court:
The following are from actual courtroom records in a book called Disorder in the Courts, By Charles Sevilla1)   ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The Live Ones Put Up Too Much Of A Fight.2)  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the Individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a Male or a Female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town I’m going with male.

3)  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.


Glenn’s Client Says:”
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PPS – Your Bonus:
Cowboy Wisdom
Don’t name a pig you plan to eat.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It’s better to be a has-been than a never-was.
If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.


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