Only 39 Sleeps Until Christmas.

Proverbs of a Fourth Grader:

1) Better late than… absent.

2) A penny saved… is not a lot.

3) Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and… then blow your nose.


Johnny’s Mom:

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.

His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”

“Dad was hanging pictures, and he just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said little

Johnny through his tears.

“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.

“I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like

that. Why didn’t you just laugh?”

“I did!” sobbed Johnny.


This E-mail’s Purpose is:

Laughter is a gift that should be shared. So, brighten someone’s day and

forward this email to them.


PPS – Bonus Joke:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in northern Arizona when

she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip

was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she

would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the

Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking at everything she saw,

studying every little detail until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to

Sally.

“What’s in the bag?” asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the bag and, smiling, said, “It’s a box of chocolates. I got it

for my husband.”

for my husband.”

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with

the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, “Good trade.”

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