Only 334 days left

Only 334 days left to pay off last Christmas.

WARNING:  It’s that time of year. The roads may be slick …..  Please be careful…… you know how I worry. Now, read and enjoy the below jokes.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Exercise and Dieting:
1)  I don’t mean to brag but … I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
2)  I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web…
3)  My goal for 2018 is to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ….


Home Security:
A man was very proud of his Pit-Bull dog; he would let him roam in his yard to prove to the neighborhood that his house was guarded and protected.

One day a woman knocked on his door.
“Is that your big dog outside?”

Wondering how she had got past him, he said: “Yes why?”

She said, “I’m sorry, but my dog just killed your dog!”

“What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog do you have?”

“A Chihuahua” Replied the woman.

“A Chihuahua? How could that little rat dog kill my big strong Pit-Bull?”

The woman replied, “It got stuck in his throat!”.


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PPS – Your Bonus:
An engineer, manager, and programmer were driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed, and the car careered down the road out of control. Halfway down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said, “To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution.”

The engineer said, “No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my toolkit here and we can take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it.”

The programmer said, “No, no, no, that’s all wrong. We should push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again.”

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