Only 2 days and a few hours until April Fool’s Day

This year April Fool’s Day falls on Easter Sunday. I’m sorry, but something about that just doesn’t feel right.

Anyway, please be careful … I’m worried.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Palm Sunday:

It was Palm Sunday, but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds.

Johnny asked, “What are those for?”
“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by,” his dad told him.

“Wouldn’t you know it,” Johnny fumed, “the one Sunday I don’t go, and He shows up.”


Ask the Doctor:

“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?”

“First of all, don’t give him anything to drink.”


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PPS – Your Bonus:A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”


 

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