New Tires are Cheaper Than Medical Expenses

SAFETY TIP: When driving, those wet leaves lying on the road can be as slick as ice when you’re turning or trying to stop quickly. New tires are cheaper than medical expenses.

BE careful  … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the bottom.


A Loving Husband:
A man and his wife walked past an expensive looking restaurant when his wife said, “What a gorgeous smell coming from that restaurant!”

Being kindhearted her husband agreed with her and thought, “What the heck, I’ll treat her!”

So, he walked her by the restaurant again!


Little Johnny Strikes Again:
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.”
“My Goodness!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”


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PPS – Bonus Joke:
Thanks To, J. Gaston

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

DrYoung: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

DrGeezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

DrYoung: ‘Aaagh! — This is Gasoline!”

DrGeezer: “Congratulations!

You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

DrYoung gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

DrYoung: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

DrGeezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

DrYoung: “Oh, no you don’t — that is Gasoline!”

DrGeezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

DrYoung (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

DrYoung: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!”

DrGeezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back” (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”

Dr Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”



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