“National Kite Flying Day”

Hello << Test First Name >>,

Today, February 8, is “National Kite Flying Day”. So, it’s okay to tell someone to, “Go fly a kite.”

Please be careful ….. you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Don’t Worry:
Why worry about gaining a few extra pounds? Fat people are harder to kidnap.


Good Career Choice:
A plumber was called to a doctor’s home to fix leaking faucet that had kept the surgeon awake the night before. After twenty minutes, the plumber handed the doctor a bill for $150.

The surgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this amount, and I’m a surgeon!”

The plumber replied, “neither did I when I was a surgeon.”


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A day without laughter is a day wasted. — Charlie Chaplin


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PPS – Your Bonus:
An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down, so they don’t forget.

They went home, and the lady asks her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it down,” she said. The husband said, “No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.” She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write it down,” she told him, and again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.” Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. “Write it down,” she told her husband, and again he said, “No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends over 30 minutes in the kitchen. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, “Where’s my toast?”

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