Mark Your Calendars For Sunday

Hurricane Florence is making this a stressful time for many of you. Be sure and read my message at the end of this newsletter.

Time to take a short laugh-break, and enjoy this week’s funnies.

Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the bottom.


There’s a New Drug:
Doctor:  “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor:  “Every two hours.”


Missing:
I saw a poster with a picture of a cat, and it asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said, “No.”


Mark Your Calendar, Tell Your Friends:
If you are in the upstate area of South Carolina, mark your calendar for Sunday, September 16. This program is open to the public and will be at Wellford Baptist Church, in Wellford, SC. Fellowship with Finger Foods begins in the Social Hall at 5:00 pm and the show starts in the Sanctuary at 5:45 pm. We would love to see your smiling face in the audience. So, bring your friends, family, and loved ones. Let’s have fun laughing together!


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PPS – Your Bonus:
From my magic friend Tate:
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.’I’d like to be eight again.’ she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again’?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you moron!!!!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


A Message From Glenn:
Many of you receiving this email will be affected by Hurricane Florence. Please know that you are in our thoughts and prayers. Whether you are planning to ride-it-out or you’re traveling away from it, please be safe before, during, and after this storm. It only takes a second to change the rest of your life.

Glenn Strange


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