Laugh Your Way To Good Health

Thank goodness the temperatures have warmed up a little. My heat pump has run nonstop for days and its tongue is now hanging out. I did receive a “Thank You” card from my power company.

Please be careful …..  you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Home Alone:
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10-year-old little Johnny opens the door, holding a cup of coffee and smoking a cigar.

The salesman asked, “Young man is your mother home?”

Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What do you think?”


My Wife is so Negative:
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.


A Comment From Glenn’s Client
“Our Annual Chamber of Commerce Dinner was a huge success and a great deal of the credit goes to Glenn Strange. He gave our members the perfect show. He provided good clean fun, great audience participation, amazing magic, and great comedy. It was excellent.”
           Victor W. Cross, President
Phenix City-Russell County Chamber of Commerce


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PPS – Your Bonus:Four hunters were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer’s yard. The driver Earl, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer’s land.

The old farmer said, ‘Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? My old donkey standing over there is 20 years old and very sick. I don’t have the heart to kill her. Would you do it for me, please?’

Earl replied, ‘Of course I will,’ and strolled back to the car. While walking back, however, Earl decided to play a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car, and when they asked if the farmer had said if it was alright, he said, ‘No, we can’t hunt here, but I’m going to teach that old fellow a lesson he won’t forget.’

With that, Earl rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and shot the donkey. As he shouted, ‘That’ll teach him,’ a second shot rang out from the passenger side, and one of his buddy yelled, ‘And me too, step on it Earl, I got the cow.’!”


 

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