Only 158 days until Christmas. It’s time to apply for new credit cards. The more cards you use, the lower your required monthly payments will be. …. you’re welcome … have a great day.
Glenn Strange
PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.
Actual Newspaper Headlines:
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1) Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops an 800-pound ball on his head
2) Miracle cure kills fifth patient
3) City unsure why the sewer smells
Farming:
A retired farmer decided to go back to school. He made an appointment with the dean of admissions at a university.
The dean asked him, “Are you pursuing a bachelor’s degree?”
The farmer replied, “I want to, but I can’t. I’m still married.”
Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Glenn’s comedy and magic show was just wonderful. It was received very enthusiastically by everyone in the audience from senior citizens to very young children. Perfect entertainment for the family, or any type of gathering. We here at Covenant would highly recommend him and we look forward to booking Glenn again.”
Mike StairCovenant
United Methodist Church
Charlotte, NC
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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