It’s Only 50 Days Until

Remember, it’s only 50 days until Groundhog Day. I didn’t want it to slip up on you again this year.

BE careful  … you know how I worry,
Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Christmas Bonus Joke, at the bottom.


Don’t Ask, Cause She’ll Tell You:
A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program that has imaginary sadness of people you have never met?

Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don’t know makes a touchdown.


Dogs and Cats:
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a beautiful warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a beautiful warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!


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PPS – Bonus Joke:
A boy and his mom waited in line at the mall to see Santa. When the boy finally got on Santa’s lap, he had a long list of stuff he wanted.

“Santa, I want a new bike, a Star Wars video game, a baseball glove, ice skates, a remote control drone, a red sled, a Big Wheel, walkie-talkies, an iPad, and a skateboard.”

Santa raised his eyebrows and said, “That’s a very long list you have there, young man. I’ll have to check my records and see if you’ve been a good boy.”

The boy replied, “Oh no. No need to bother with that. I’ll just take the skateboard.”


 

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