I’m Happy To Report

I’m happy to report that after our annual family fourth of July fireworks celebration, everyone still has ten fingers and no eye patches. Unlike last year.

More Than One Answer

Teacher: If you had 11 marbles in your left pocket and 15 marbles in your right pocket, what would you have?

Little Johnny: Really big pockets.

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Some May Not Get This One

There was a knock at door last evening. When I opened it, There was a guyfrom Domino’s holding a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

“I’ve not ordered any pizza,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”

“No, it’s not,” he replied. “Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted you to know what he was eating for dinner tonight.”


What Clients Say:

“We’ve received compliments all week on Glenn Strange’s performance. Our

guest left the event in a positive and cheerful mode reminded of Glenn’s

incredibly meaningful closure. They’re also still trying to figure out how in the

world he made it snow.”

“We’ve received compliments all week on Glenn Strange’s performance. Our guest left the event in a positive and cheerful mode reminded of Glenn’s incredibly meaningful closure. They’re also still trying to figure out how in the world he made it snow.”
Ginnie Currin
Granville County Chamber of Commerce

Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

Associations

Businesses

Churches

Chambers of Commerce

Theatres

Corporate Events

Award Banquets

Appreciation Banquets

Safety Banquets

Family Events

Family Events

Conventions

Resorts

Fundraisers

Sales Meetings

Conferences

Trade Shows

Office Events

PPS – Bonus Joke: Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

“My name is Billy.
What’s yours?” asked the first boy.

“Tommy,” replied the second.

“My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy.

“Honest?” asked Billy.
“No, just the regular kind,” replied Tommy.

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