Hummingbird Season

“A Hummingbird is considered small and harmless until one flies into your eye.” – Glenn Strange

Be careful, It’s that season and Hummingbirds or in town …. you know how I worry.
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Three Good’ns:
1) I have a great boss. When I greeted him this morning, he told me to have a good day.
So, I thanked him and went back home.
2) Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless. It could be that he lives with three females and only one bathroom.
3)  Richard, do you think I’m a terrible mother?
Mom, my name is Paul.


Golfing:
A golfer was having a terrible round; 20-over par for the front nine with several balls lost in water or rough. When his caddie coughed as he steadied himself over a 12-inch putt on the 12th, he lost it.

“You’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world!” he yelled.

“I doubt it,” replied the caddie, dead-pan. “That would be too much of a coincidence.”


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“It has been a long-standing tradition here at Kiawah Island, to provide our guest with the utmost guest satisfaction, and we truly appreciate Glenn continuing to promote this high standard of excellence.”
          Kari Bowman
          Kiawah Island Golf Resort


Picture From the Stage
at Grove Park Inn Resort!


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PPS – Your Bonus:
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 20 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class, however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an “A” when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”

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