Father’s Day Should Be Moved to …

“Every Mother’s Day the pastor delivers a heartfelt, loving message of praise and appreciation for mothers.  On Father’s Day, his message is for fathers to grow up, throw their toys away, and be a faithful, loving husband, that God expects them to be.  Makes me wish Father’s Day fell on a Tuesday.” – Glenn Strange

Safety Tip: When driving in the rain during the daytime. Try wearing your sunglasses. You should be able to see clearer.  Call me when you get there …. you know how I worry…

Glenn Strange

PS– Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Love Letters:
Judy’s grandmother once told Judy about how she and Judy’s grandfather met. “I was dating this man, but suddenly he left for war. We wrote love letters to each other, and I learned how splendid the man was.” Judy asked her grandmother, “So you married him when he came back from war?” Her grandmother laughed, ”Oh, no! Your grandfather was the mailman!”


Ask a Kid:
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “Sammy, how do you expect to get into Heaven?”

Sammy thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Sammy, come in or stay out!'”


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Many thanks to Glenn Strange for making our holiday party a huge success and for making me look REALLY good in front of my boss!”
      Keith McDonald, PHR
      Justice Federal Credit Union
      Washington, DC


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PPS – Your Bonus:
One day the first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,”The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ’Holy Smokes!  A talking chicken!'”

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