Don’t Hesitate​

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Proverb:

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll spend a fortune on gear that he’ll use only twice a year.

Here Come Da Judge:

A judge enters the courtroom and starts the proceedings, saying: „Before this process begins in earnest, there is one thing I have to clear first. The plaintiff gave me $10,000, so I would rule in their favor. The defendant gave me $12,000, so I would rule in their favor. To make this case fair, I’m hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.“

What Clients Say:

“Glenn did an outstanding job entertaining our members. His show was first class all the way. We would recommend Glenn to any establishment looking for a fun and mystifying evening.”

Jim McLain
Callawassie Island Club

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Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

Associations
Businesses
Church Events
Chambers of Commerce
Theatres
Corporate Events
Award Banquets
Safety Banquets
Appreciation Banquets
Safety Banquets
Family Events
Senior Adult Events
Conventions
Resorts
Fundraisers
Sales Meetings
Conferences
Conferences
Trade Shows
Office Events

PPS – Bonus Joke:

A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.

The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames, and stopped! The firemen jumped off the truck, and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controlled parts.

Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire
department’s work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared, that right there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a check for $1,000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.

Without any hesitation, the fire captain said, “The first thing we’re gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that truck!”

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