Daylight Savings Time Starts This Sunday

“Daylight Savings Time” is this Sunday morning. I don’t mind “Daylight Savings Time” as much as I hate getting up at 2:00 am to move my clocks forward. You’d think they would have picked a time when people were awake.

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Please be careful … you know how I worry.
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS joke at the very end.


Daylight Savings Time Confusion:
“The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. ” – Steven Wright


Actual Courtroom Records:
From a book called “Disorder in the Courts”, By Charles Sevilla:

ATTORNEY:  Now Doctor, isn’t it true that when a Person dies in his sleep, He doesn’t know about it until the next Morning?
WITNESS:  Did you actually Pass the Bar Exam?
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ATTORNEY:  She had three Children, Right?
WITNESS:  Yes.
ATTORNEY:  How many were Boys?
WITNESS:  None.
ATTORNEY:  Were there any Girls?
WITNESS:  Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?
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ATTORNEY:  ALL your Responses MUST be Oral, OK? What School did you go to?
WITNESS:   ORAL…


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PPS – Your Bonus:

Two men who played golf together frequently. One was several strokes better than the other. The lesser player was very proud and never wanted to take any strokes to even up the game.

One Saturday morning, he shows up with a gorilla at the first tee. He says to his friend, “I’ve been trying to beat you for so long that I’m about ready to give up. But, I heard about this golfing gorilla, and I was wondering if it would be alright if he plays for me today. In fact, if you’re game, I’d like to try to get back all the money I’ve lost to you this year. I figure comes to about a thousand bucks. Are you willing?” The other guy thought about it for a minute and then decided to play the gorilla. “After all, how good could a gorilla be at golf?” he thought.

Well, the first hole was a straightaway par 4 of 450 yards. The guy hits a beautiful tee shot, 275 yards down the middle, leaving himself a 5 iron to the green. The gorilla takes a few powerful practice swings and then laces the ball 450 yards, right at the pin, stopping about 6 inches away from the hole.

The guy turns to his friend and says “That’s incredible, I would have never believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. But, you know what, I’ve seen enough. I’ve got no interest in being humiliated by this gorilla golfing machine. You send this gorilla back to where he comes from. I’ll write you a check.”

After handing over the check, the guy asks, “By the way, how’s that gorilla’s putting?” The other guy replies, “Same as his driving.” “That good, huh?” “No, I mean, he hits putts the same way – 450 yards, right down the middle!”


 

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