Clean Joke Time

NEWS FLASH: Always go to other people’s funerals, or they may not come to yours.

Be kind, be thankful, and be careful ….. you know how I worry,

Glenn Strange


Little Johnny:

Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home?
Little Johnny: The police would make you bring it back!


Questions:

Father O’ Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello.’
“Is this Father O’Malley?’
‘It is.’
‘This is the Inland Revenue Service, income tax department. Can you help us?’
‘I can.’
‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’
‘I do.’
‘Is he a member of your congregation?’
‘He is’
‘Did he donate $10,000.00 to the church?’
‘He will.’

Lyric Theatre – Birmingham, AL

Three On a String and Glenn Strange

I’m excited to be the special guest of “Three On a String” for their Dashing
Through the Show, at the beautiful Lyric Theatre in Birmingham, AL. “Three On a String” is one of the most talented comedy/musical groups touring today. This is Guaranteed to be a fun night of music, comedy, magic, and happy memories. Dec. 10 at 7:30 pm. This show will SELLOUT. Get your tickets now. Click here for more info: http://lyricbham.com


Book Glenn Strange

Contact your favorite Speakers Bureau, Booking Agency,
or Call Direct 864-439-1369

Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

Associations
Businesses
Upward Awards Night
Chambers of Commerce
Church Events
Theatres
Corporate Events
Award Banquets
Safety Banquets
Appreciation Banquets
Safety Banquets
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Senior Adult Events
Conventions
Resorts
Fundraisers
Sales Meetings
Conferences
Office Events


PPS – Bonus Joke:

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked.
“Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before — really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone.
“But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”
“I can’t tell you, mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!”
“Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset … tell mother what four-letter words he used.”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”


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