Cats vs Dogs

Cats vs Dogs:
People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person…

As if penguins didn’t even exist


Cooking 101:
Two bachelors, Larry and Frank, were fishing. The conversation drifted from office, sports, to politics, and then to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”


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Bonus Joke:
When a father asked his son what he wanted for Christmas, the boy replied, “A baby sister.”
As it turned out, the wife was pregnant and delivered on Christmas Eve. On Christmas day she brought home a brand new baby sister for their son.

The next year, when the father asked his little boy what he wanted for Christmas, the boy said, “If it wouldn’t make mommy too uncomfortable, how about a pony?”


 

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