Americans Mistakenly Believe

“I’ve always loved history. So, I record the nightly news and watch it a year later.” – Glenn Strange

Most Americans mistakenly believe the winter is the most dangerous time to drive, but it’s the summer. Be careful traveling on your vacation. Call me when you get there …. you know how I worry…
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss this week’s Bonus joke, at the very end.


Rearrange the Letters:
1)  ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
   When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

2) SNOOZE ALARMS:
    When you rearrange the letters: 
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

3) A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE


Deep Thoughts:
1)  “I live in my own little world but it’s OK; everyone knows me here.” — Lauren Myracle
2)  “I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
3)  “If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal”? – Unknown


Glenn’s Client Says:”
“Your use of the audience volunteers was really great – nobody ever felt intimidated and laughed right along with the rest of us. Thanks, Glenn for making our banquet so successful.”
        Robert King
Georgia Independent Automobile Dealers Association


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PPS – Your Bonus:At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, ‘Do you understand what cooperation is?  What a team is?’

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

‘Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?’

The little boy nodded ‘yes’.

‘So,’ the coach continued, ‘I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a blind idiot. Do you understand all that?’

The little boy nodded ‘yes’ again.

He continued, ‘And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach   ‘a half-wit fool’, is it?

The little boy shook his head   ‘NO’.

‘GOOD’, said the coach. ‘Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.’


 

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