Always Borrow Money …

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t be expecting you to pay it back.

Hurtful words never go away. Be careful what you say ….. you know how I worry,

Glenn Strange

A Wise Person Once Said:

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

In the Classroom:

TEACHER: “So your dog ate your homework?”
JOHNNY: “Yes, Mrs. Hanny.”
TEACHER: “And where is your dog right now?”
JOHNNY: “He’s at the vet. He doesn’t like math any more than I do.”

What Clients Say:

“What a fun-filled presentation! Everyone enjoyed it tremendously. As a matter of fact, on the way back to the office, I heard someone say, “It’s good to start the day off with a laugh!”
Bill D’Andrea – Sr. Associate Athletic Director
Clemson University

Specializing in Making People Happy

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Who Uses Glenn’s Program?

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Senior Adult Events
Senior Adult Events
Conventions
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Conferences
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PPS – Bonus Joke:

A Baptist minister and a Pentecostal preacher were discussing the best
positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

“Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the Baptist minister said.

“No,” said the Pentecostal preacher. “The best way is standing with your hands outstretched to Heaven.”

The repairman interrupted. “The best prayin’ I ever did was the time I was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”

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