Share the Laughter

Only 4 sleeps until Christmas. I’m excited.

HEALTH WARNING: Doctors warn that Christmas trees can make you sick.  I can believe that because Hallmark Christmas Stories make me ill.  Please be careful …….. you know how I worry.

Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS at the very end.


Christmas Quotes:
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas”. – Kin Hubbard

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

“When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear.” – Unknown

“I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.” – Steven Wright

“If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.” – Author Unknown

“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.”
– Author Unknown


When Choosing Entertainment:
Remember:
No one will ever complain because you made them laugh too much.
Glenn Strange Comedy Magician, now booking for 2018.


Coming To Newberry Opera House
Saturday, Jan 6, 2018
“Three on a String”
Start your New Year off with laughter. A performance you’ll never forget and you’ll be talking about for years to come. Don’t miss “Three on a String”, You will laugh have fun and hear great music. Yes, there are 4 of them, where there was once 3. They’re better at music and comedy than they are math. Come and hear the rest of the story. Clean Fun Entertainment for the whole family. Newberry Opera House, Newberry, SC, Saturday, Jan 6, 2018. CLICK HERE for ticket information. The above picture was made at Lyric Theatre, in Birmingham, AL.

PPS – Your Bonus:All I Needed to Know About Life I learned from Santa
1) Encourage people to believe in you.
2) Always remember who’s naughty and who’s nice.
3) Don’t pout.
4) It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive.
5) Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby.
6) Make your presents known.
7) Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
8) Bright red can make anyone look good.
9) Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you’ve gained.
10) If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important.
11) Whenever you’re at a loss for words, say: “HO, HO, HO!”


 

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