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Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Wednesday, October 4th, 2017

Please take a few minutes to check out my recent interview with Loyd Ford on The Stories of the Upstate podcast (#207). You can do this on iTunes, with the Stitcher app, or go directly to their website http://www.upstateisgreat.com. Or, just click the picture below.

I hope this week’s email will make you smile and you’ll forward it on to your friends, family, and loved ones. We need more smiles in this world. So, spread ’em.

Make someone laugh today,
Glenn Strange

PS – Don’t miss your BONUS funny at the very end.


Phone Messages:

1)  Hi! The answering machine here is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

2)  Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need a time share deal and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their church and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they’ll get back to you.

3)  Hi. I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message and, if I don’t call you back, it’s you.


3 Pearls of Wisdom:

1)  Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
2)  No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3)  If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

Quote from Glenn’s Client
“Your show is ‘the best’ and we are continuing to receive compliments on your
family-oriented entertainment. Your exceptional comedy is being repeated throughout the community.”
       Barbara Treadway, Executive Director
Elizabethton Chamber of Commerce



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PSS – Your Bonus Funny:

There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other… except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open it or ask her about it.

For all these years he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick, and the doctor said she would never recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed it was the time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it he found 2 beautifully crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling over $25,000. He asked her about the unusual contents. “When we were married,” she said, ” my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She told me that if I ever got angry or disappointed with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily.”

The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back the tears. Only 2 precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry or disappointed with him 2 times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with joy and happiness.

“Sweetheart,” he said… “that explains the doilies, but what about all this money? Where did it all come from?” Oh,” she said, ” that’s the money I made from selling the doilies.”


When Introductions Go Bad

Tuesday, September 20th, 2016
When Introductions Go Bad

When Introductions Go Bad

I was honored and thrilled when the National Speakers Association featured my article in their publication. “SPEAKER Magazine”.

I should have recognized things were headed south when she walked to center stage, firmly planted her feet shoulder width apart, looked down, and began shuffling through pages of paper. This lady that had been given the task of introducing me to her association members. The same lady that told me earlier that afternoon, “I do not need your prepared introduction. I’ve put a lot of time, thought, and rehearsal into what I’m saying, and if you don’t let me use the introduction I’ve worked so hard on, I’ll be heartbroken.”

Well, I should have broken her heart that afternoon. Because that sweet little elderly lady had single handily …… (MORE)


JOKE TIME

A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car.

‘What’s up?’ says the driver.

‘Your wife fell out the passenger door 3 miles back,’ says the policeman.

‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d gone deaf.’


FARMER’S WISDOM

  1. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
  2. Good judgment comes from experience and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
  3. Always drink upstream from the herd.

DID YOU KNOW?

A flamingo can only eat when its head is upside down, and they don’t taste like chicken.


QUOTE TO REMEMBER

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.”
Michael Pritchard


“Thank You” to Jeryl Anderson and Kelly Palmer for making sure I had everything I needed for my show and allowing me to be a part of your annual event. A special “Thank You” to your association members, their laughter, and for the jobs, they do every day. img_6360


Question: What Makes an Event Rememberable?

Answer: LAUGHTER

To book Glenn Strange for your next important event. You may go through your favorite Speakers Bureau, Talent Agent, or Contact His Office Direct:

Call: 864-439-1369

info@GlennStrange.com


40 Reasons To Be Happy

Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

Happy People:
1. Are More Productive
2. Are Healthier
3. Are Fun to be Around
4. Think Clearly
5. Make Better Decisions
6. Make Decisions Quickly
7. Correct Bad Decisions and Move Forward
8. Enjoy More Success in Life
9. Experience a Better Quality Life
10. Have Better Problem Solving Skills
11. Maintain a Well-balanced Lifestyle
12. Have Great Social Lives
13. Know Their Purpose in Life
14. Are Energetic
15. Are Creative
16. Are Trusting
17. Have Positive Self-Image
18. Are Responsive
19. Keep Friends
20. Make Friends Quickly
21. Make Better Leaders
22. Feel Good on the Inside
23. Live Longer
24. Have Successful Relationships
25. Endure Pain Better
26. Endure Sad Times Better
27. Have Happy Families
28. Have Self Control
29. Have Higher Job Productivity
30. Receive Higher Pay
31. Have Less Depression
32. Handle Stress Better
33. Have Better Comprehension Skills
34. Make Others Feel Important
35. Think Positively
36. Act Positively
37. Are Winners
38. Have Goals
39. Encourage Others
40. Are Team Players

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